A physician, an engineer and a lawyer were arguing about whose profession was the oldest.  The surgeon announced, "Remember how God removed a rib from Adam to create Eve?  Obviously, medicine is the oldest profession."

The engineer replied, "But before that, God created the heavens and the earth from chaos, in less than a week.  You have to admit that was a remarkable feat of engineering, and that makes engineering an older profession than medicine."

The lawyer smirked, and said, "Who do you think created the chaos?"

Chaotically yours rests her case.  Oh God...when can I find time to post a proper entry...???